bongo joe

Bogo Joes Quotable Notables: [a guide to the essentials] (a track by track sumamtion of lyrics from beyond sanity)

"stick to ya whistlin!
ohkay.."

~i wish i could sing

he wishes he could sing but he sticks to his whistlin'. good career move helped him at the grammys.

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"nineteen hunnerd sixty five billion years BC... the sound of a dinasour:

........oooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaAAAAUUUWWWW!

oOOOAAAAWWW..

nineteen hundred sixty nine AD sound of a typical american woman in distress...

[bongo joe stepping on lava spikes]

...could be a cricket tryin to get to the other side o the streeet

[unholy yelp]"

~science fiction

Probabl y the best scream in musicle history. cant be described with words on a screen just hear it.. bongo joe sounds like he jumps off a train. this song is classic LISTEN

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"you're the cuttest liddle creature...

arsh arsh!"

&

"doin a good job'a hustlin behind garbage cans...
kept imself fat.
fat & UNHEALTHY!"

~innocent little doggie

makes you want to hug yourself and never leave your shelter. think of a dog in the street, then cry because hes diesd.

---------------------- hahahahahAHHA

alright i cannot finish.... this guy is too much... you jUST know that if you wer'e to be stRAnded on an island with anyone for fifty years it would've been this man. "coOL it an doit RigHT!" - sage words from the bongo king. he's the guy you see in the corner of some populous city metropolis bangin on his can and gettin strange looks like a gargoyle on a white-picket fence.

isn;t it strange that these sound s are being transmitted electrically digitized through metal wire through codecs MP3 LAME encoding, VBR Cbr kpbs KBps MEgabyte to my TH X ceritfied audio speakers. I Am Sitting in a Room and me and lucier are hearing BONGO JOE scream with his tin canning rap without rhymes, checkin; my cellular for texts and my gmail for emails.

--- it Just does not seem right- where's the ambilence and sitautional mellifulousness. HES A bongo JOE! , he ain't no tV on my radio. He papyrus in my iTunes!!

this isn't world music its bonjo goe. He spits spit thru his george foroeman grills coleman lanterns he bangs. is HE experimenting or are wee all just making things complicatied.



in other words:

"exhuberant diode reverb"

in MY words:

"this record is human, humid, and hungry. it is a dream of simple. it cuts out the music and shoots straight for the emotion"

Listen to this thesis . make sure you wear a FLAC jacket and a melody shield. he punches hard.


start a trend? 40 yeers ago someone signed this man to a record deal. i bet it was JFK.



oh and all the other reviews are better & more informative than this one SORRY!

listen to *"science fiction"* at least please-----------ooooauuuooWWWW!

~no rating~